So this Big boss came down from the South to audit us. He held himself like he owned the place all day long. And then in the evening, when I went out for a smoke, he left a note at my desk with his hotel address, including his room number and phone number too! Here’s how my two guys reacted when I told them:
G:
-WTF?
– Guess that’s how things are run in the States!
– That’s a little unethical, LOL
– Just a little, eh?
– Maybe think of it as ego boost
– Yeah, that guy at work who kept being inappropriate is a highly ethical guy compared to this! My ego’s just fine without this shit!
– Kissing smiley.
– Thanks Hon, I’m freaking out here.
– Don’t, simple flirting. No ring on your finger.
– Room number doesn’t sound like flirting to me Dear. I may be old school. Out of this place. Phew! He was totally hitting on me! Ego boost it is!
– LOL. Safe trip home, it’s cold out there.
– This heartbreaker is safely home. Left his note where it was, hopefully he’ll think I didn’t notice it.
Dutch Buddy:
– You’re making that up.
– <Sent him a picture of the note>
– Is that the number for the hotel?
– Yeah, I guess. But still, WTF!
– Confirmed. It’s the hotel phone #. Was he sitting at your desk when he called to book? And it’s <provides the name of the hotel and its brand>
– What?! He’s visiting, he already is there. And he was sort of hitting on me during the day too! Awesome, thank you for verifying this for me!
– But how did this paper magically appear on your desk? Interesting. You gonna show up there tonight?
– Yeah, wearing my slut outfit, need to pick it up from cleaner’s, took it there after last weekend.
– You kill me.
– That’s my other hobby, I’m a slut and a killer. This vamp lady is safely home. I just left his note where it was, hopefully he’ll think I didn’t notice.
– Did you ever get any notes like that at <the place we used to work at together>?
– All the time, I actually have a binder full of those, I keep it on the same shelf as the used mug from that bitch she gave me when I was leaving.
– See, there you go again, I love your smart ass wit.
– Thank you Dear. I love my wits too! They’re all that keeps me from freaking out at times like these. I still cannot believe it though!
– Can’t say I’m surprised he’s got the hots for you, sure most of the boys there do, but it’s pretty insane if he left that for you intentionally.
– I’m sure he did. And he’s like my boss’s boss or something like that too! That guy at work who kept being inappropriate is a highly ethical guy compared to this!
– But that guy would ask you to your face, not leave a note. He cannot leave notes, no one can decode all his spelling errors.
– LMAO, thank you!
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